Kenyan Love stories: Never cheat on your husband with his best friend
One evening Njoroge the love doctor was playing poker at his friend’s house when he dropped a card on the floor. When he bent down to pick it up, he looked across the table and noticed his friend’s wife had her legs open and had no panties on. Embarrassed, Njoroge went to the kitchen to get some water. To his surprise, his friend’s wife followed him. “Did you like what you saw?” she asked.
“Yes, actually, I did,” he replied.
“Well, you can get some of that for Ksh 50,000,” the woman said.
Njoroge said he was interested, and his friend’s wife told him to come back the next day afternoon because her husband would be at work.
True to his word, Njoroge never missed his appointment with his friends wife.
Later that evening Njoroge’s friend arrived home from work and asked his wife if Njoroge had come by.
“Yes he did come over,” she replied nervously.
“Why do you ask?”
“Oh good,” her husband said. “He came by my job this morning and asked me if he could borrow Ksh 50,000 until this evening, and he said he would leave the money with you.”